熊孩子的各种神回复
人生如戏全靠演技，这句话曾在网络走红一时。话又说回来，生活既美好又糟糕，不用太较真儿，因为没有人能活着离开这个世界。没事逗自己玩玩，保持一颗孩子般天真善良的心没啥不好。杨绛先生在<一百岁感言>最后说道：“我们曾如此期盼外界的认可，到最后才知道：世界是自己的，与他人毫无关系。”浇花看书，吃茶绘画，隐居闹市修篱种菊。一颗年轻的心，一种简单的生活，往往是现代大都市居民最欠缺也最向往的生活状态。
小编搜罗了几句外国网友说自己孩子的神回复，看完我也是笑了。孩子的世界是最单纯最美好的，他们才是我们真正的老师。当然，也可能会有熊孩子来搅局。。。
1.My son, aged 8 asked
"How are dolphins like tomatoes?"
I didn't know. I have asked many people this question. Nonehave gotten it. His answer
"A dolphin is a mammal that lots of people think is a fish anda tomato is a fruit that a lot of people think is a vegetable"
我8岁的儿子问我说，为什么海豚会跟番茄一样呢？
我不知道，于是我就问我身边朋友，没一个人能回答出我的问题。
最后他告诉我说，因为海豚是一种哺乳动物，但是很多人把它看做鱼，而番茄是一种水果，但是很多人把它当做蔬菜。
2. What are some of the best comebacks to a teacher?
Teacher: Whoever will give the right answer to my question cango home。
(And all of a sudden, Rocky threw his bag outside thewindow。)
Teacher: Who threw that bag?
Rocky: Me. Now I am going home。
怎样机智地与老师对抗？
老师问谁能答对我的问题就可以回家了。
(突然，Rocky把他的包扔到了窗外。)
老师问谁仍的？
Rocky说我！那我现在要回家咯。
3.This poem, by a 4th grader in New York City, asks aquestion:
The races of the world
Are like the colors of a rainbow。
Would a rainbow of one color
Be beautiful?
这是纽约一个四年级学生写的诗。诗中他问道，世界上所有民族的汇合就像是彩虹的各种颜色，如果彩虹只有一种颜色的话还会那么炫丽麽？
4.My 3-year-old cousin was playing with me. I asked her aquestion,
"What is the color of an apple?" and she replied, "Inside oroutside?"
我三岁的侄女正在跟我玩，我问她苹果的颜色是什么？她反问我说，你说里面还是外面？
5.Story of a 6 year kid。
Teacher : How old is your father ?
Kid : He is 6 years。
Teacher: What ? How is this possible ?
Kid: He became father only when I was born。
这是一个六岁孩子的故事。
老师问他说，你爸爸今年多大了？
孩子说，他六岁了。
老师不解的问，怎么可能？他怎么肯能是六岁呢？
孩子说，因为他是在我出生之后才当的爸爸呀~
6.Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up"?
Kid: "A kid"。
我问孩子说，你长大了想当什么？
我家熊孩子说，我想当孩子。
7.I had a friend's daughter over to our house to play one day,she was about 4 or 5. She had lived in apartments her whole lifeand we had a fire going in our fireplace. She looked at me and said"Why are you cooking wood?"
一天我朋友家的女儿来我家玩，她大概四五岁的样子，一直住在公寓里。那天我们壁炉生火，她奇怪的看着我问我说，你为什么要烤木头吃？
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